mazon.is — tāmaki makaurau 36°51′S 174°46′E · --:--

right now,

mazon.is

house rules

House rules.

  1. 01

    One login, both doors.

    The account Ryan set up for you works for watching and for asking. Same name, same password.

  2. 02

    No account yet?

    Flick Ryan a message. Friends and whānau only. There's no sign-up form, on purpose.

  3. 03

    On the telly.

    Get the Jellyfin app on Google TV, Fire TV, Samsung, LG, Xbox or Roku. On iPhone and Apple TV, try Swiftfin or Infuse. Any browser works too.

  4. 04

    Can't find it?

    Ask for it. Search, tap request, and it turns up in the library on its own, usually quicker than you'd think.

  5. 05

    Buffering?

    It's a home server, not Netflix. Drop the quality a notch and it'll behave. If it's properly down, it's already being sworn at.

  6. 06

    Friday nights.

    Live TV is in there too. The Warriors are on Sky Open, and they record themselves.

colophon

This page draws the sky over the Hauraki Gulf as it is right now: the sun and moon where they actually are, the weather live from Open‑Meteo, and Rangitoto where it's been for six hundred years. It's all served from a salvaged Synology and a gaming PC upstairs in Auckland. Voice and sound are by ElevenLabs. Move across the name up top and it plays a note.

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